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What Games Workshop can learn from the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (hint: FIX BROKEN RULES!)

October 31

The more I involve myself in roller derby, the more I realize that 40K and derby aren’t all that different.

For one, each has an overall metagame. And regional metagames. Bouts in Alberta WILL look very different from those in Quebec, for example. Strategies and playstyles differ from league to league, and team to team. For example, RDRDA’s Nightshades, for example are a team of amazing blockers who can control the pace of the game, whereas Med Hat’s Gas City Rollers are a team of fast as hell jammers.

And in roller derby, just like 40K, people who want to win are constantly trying to break the game.

Take, for instance, the “no start”. It’s the derby equivalent of the slow play stall tactic douches use during tournaments, or leafblower lists.

Observe:

Yes, that was 2 minutes of standing around.  The jam went on without the jammers getting whistled on (which happens with the last gal in the pack crosses the pivot line –  a whole 30 feet from where the jammers start.

How does this relate to anything GW? I mean other than the obvious bootie-short wearing, of course.
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40K Players: Turn up your army’s suck & turn down your own

September 22
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Yes, I'm using a Starcraft II screen cap to illustrate my point.

In the Jaded Gamercast Facebook Group, I recently expressed my disdain for cookie cutter, power-build armies.

Actually, it was this:

What ever happened to wanting to play a fun army that’s fun to play against? Or a fluff army whose victories are unassured but looks AMAZING.

Or how about an army that should, on paper, lose games like frigging crazy but because its both unorthodox and you’ve become skilled with it, you wreck face?

I get that guys like to win, but aren’t people getting sick of cookie cutter armies? I think that THAT is part of the reason why there is so much ennui with 40K right now.

To which one of the pundits of the group, Tim of Douchebag Anonymous, asked:

Those are some of the ways to play, Teri, but not all of them. You don’t really think anyone not doing it in one of the ways listed above is having fun wrong, do you?

To clarify, the people he’s alluding to are the ones I’m also alluding to: the players get to their powergaming phase – the place where taking better units and optimized builds helps compensate for their lack of adaptive skill as a general – and instead of progressing to appreciate the hobby in all its aspects instead of just the game, they stop there. (I’ve talked about this myself on this blog before- I’ve been there as both a 40K player and as roller derby freshmeat.)

My  short answer to Tim is yes. Yes, they’re having fun wrong.

The long answer is this: If their fun comes strictly from winning, they’re kneecapping themselves for wins in the short term but heavy losses over the long term (and possibly even a loss of love for the game thereafter.)

Players become better generals in adverse situations – unbalanced game scenarios, unorthodox army builds, and outside the box strategies all throw wrenches into a player’s gaming experience which forces them to think creatively, use their army differently and understand off-the-wall gaming approaches.  Simply put, generals learn from their defeats (or near defeats), not from their easy victories.

It’s called a learning curve. The problem with these power gaming types gravitating towards the cookie-cutter optimized lists is that the list compensates for their lack of skill. (I’ve written about this before, but in the context of buying 700 roller skates to make me a better derby skater.)

Here’s a video game analogy: by playing these highly-optimized, cookie-cutter lists, players are essentially turning down the game’s difficulty setting.  It’s great when you’re starting out, gives you that hit of dopamine that gamblers get when they strike lucky, but in reality, by being loss averse, players aren’t actually improving as generals as well as they could be with a list built knowing their list has a clear and obvious weakness.

Ultimately, if the amount of fun a player has is related to how much he wins, then playing to master the game should be the means to that goal. That may mean more losses in the shorter term, but far more wins over time.

Players who choose to take the short term gains will suffer some pretty brutal losses when the experience scale goes up – a large tournament setting, for example.  They may be the big fish in their small pond at their local gaming venue, thanks to the power of their list, but when the stakes are raised along with the experience in the room, those same guys may find themselves struggling.

There’s only so many tournaments in a year, so if the ONLY place you can learn (lose) to play the game is tournament, you’ll be behind the curve. If you play games every week outside the tournament setting, playing an underpowered list against lesser generals with BETTER lists will make you a better general, instead of feeding your ego.

If your “fun” is to win, you probably want to also win at big events. You probably want to win when swimming with the sharks. If you choose to play locally and make every game outside that big event setting make you a better general, play for mastery. Don’t play for the win when the wins don’t count.

And, well, if you’re the kind of guy who likes to show up and play games JUST to win and you are uninterested in becoming a better general and your idea of fun is crushing kids at the local GW, well, you’re also having fun the wrong way. I’m not going to elaborate as to why.

You need more Warhammer in your life (or: Upcoming Events in Alberta)

June 27

So instead of bitching (as we in the hobby are so apt to do) I’ve decided to highlight some pretty awesome upcoming events in the Alberta Area:

It Came from OOTB 2011 -Edmonton AB – Canada Day Long Weekend:
In less than 5 days, the OOTB club will be running their much lauded annual event. As per usual, the event will be supporting the University of Alberta’s Campus Foodbank (which is just plain awesome, since the majority of return foodbank users are those who actually WORK for the university, as opposed to students). What’s new is they’re RAFFLING OFF trips to LAS VEGAS. Having just been there, I can say this is a prize definitely worth winning. A paltry $50 gets you your games, lunch on Saturday, some swag (I think its shirts this year) and a chance at the great prizes. Details can be found on their website: Out of the Basement Gaming or Painting Legend Dan Byer’s blog, Immaterium Press

WARHAMMER’D -Calgary AB –  July 16 & 17

It turns out that alcohol + wargaming = amazeballs! Mostly filled with Fantasy gamers (with a few spots for 40K) WARHAMMER’D just sounds like a good time. There’s 5 games, 2 mini games and 2 drink tickets that comes with your $80 entry. Also: PRIZES! For more info, check out the WARHAMMER’D Facebook event invite.

 

 

My thoughts on the Throne of Skull format (or: the baby got cut in half)

June 23

(A virtually identical version of this article has been posted to Blood of Kittens, but comments have been turned off . I’ll post it here if people want to flame me in my own house.)

I spent last weekend in Las Vegas. In a room with about 200 men and less than a dozen women (a couple of whom, I found out, were working gals).

For me, it was an amazing weekend of gaming and one of the funnest tournaments I’ve ever been a part of.  I rarely get a chance to play and to be able to play 5 players whom I have never played from all corners of North America was a true pleasure.

It was well run.  Food was delicious and plentiful (as those who know me know that my event mantra is that low-blood sugar is the devil to fun games). It was as fun and relaxed as any event in Vegas hosted would be (I showed up to watch the awards presentation in my bathing suit because I was hanging out in the pool as they were tabulating results).

It was an exceptionally fun time.

That doesn’t mean I don’t have my own criticisms – read on…

Power gamer me defends sportsmanship

June 6

As I’ve stated previously, power gamer me so happens to be roller derby me. I have to admit, power gamer me is a little scary.  Teri Fying, one might say.

Looks like you'd have to freehand the fishnets on these minis.

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I’m not a power gamer. Except when it comes to derby.

May 16

So if you haven’t yet heard, I’ve been skating with the Red Deer Roller Derby Association’s as freshmeat (derby’s name for total n00b).

Now if only I could montage my way up to boost my skating skills like in the movies, instead of having to grind them up like in WoW (non-referred) or RL.

Since I’ve started, I’ve hit a few practices, fallen more than a handful of of times, and sprained an ankle.

I still love it and I’m hoping to get better and faster on my skates. Sooner, preferably.

With all that said, I have to admit that being involved in derby has made me more sympathetic to power game-y listbuilders in 40K.

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Some unsolicited advice to other TOs

May 12

Dear Abby: What's the best alcohol to be drinking every night the week leading up to the event I'm hosting?

Ok folks. Tournament season is starting up again.

And for all the TOs out there agonizing over their own events (I hope, because that agony makes your events better), here are a few pieces of advice.

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Dear Robin Cruddace: I Want You. (An Open Letter)

April 28

Dear Robin:

I want you.

Oh Robin - with looks like that, you could be my Beiber.

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March Madness & My “Retro” Tau Build

March 27

So yesterday I had the pleasure of actually -playing-in a tournament; one I didn’t organize. I figured I needed to get more games of this edition in and I wanted to experiment with the models I had to see what kind of list I can build with them.

1800 Points of 4th Ed Awesomeness

(A puny image - click for a bigger, better version.)

My list for this tournament (1800 points).

Shas’El with Flamer, Fusion Blaster & Blacksun Filter

Ethereal with 12 Honour Guard

Unit of 3 Stealth Suits (2 Burst Cannon & 1 Fusion Blaster) x 2

Sniper Drone Squad (2x 1 Spotter & 3 Sniper Drones acting independently)

Broadside Unit of 2 -Each with Target Lock, Smart Missiles & Advanced Stabilization System

Broadside Unit of 2 – 1 with Smart Missles, 1 with Plasma Rifles,  both with Target Lock & Advanced Stabilization System

12 man Firewarrior Squad carrying Pulse Rifles with EMPs & Photons x2

Kroot Carnivore Squad – 10 Kroot and 6 Hounds

Kroot Carnivore Squad 10 Kroot (with 1 shaper upgrade) and 6 Hounds

Pathfinder Unit (5 Markerlights, 3 Rail Rifles) with compulsory Devilfish

Can you believe I don’t own a Hammerhead in my current colour scheme? Craziness, I know.

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Proxying; the right way?

March 25

So I hate proxying.

But really, if you’re the kind of guy who wants to REALLY test a list, and you don’t have the scratch to buy the model outright (which is fair) you’re better off proxying over, say, trolling the internets for advice.

With that said, I wanted to link a dude who makes “proxies”. Took him seven minutes to make a Chaos Defiler out of TIN FOIL.

If you’re gonna do it right, at least put some effort into it. It doesn’t seem so bad when your tin foil replication looks this darn good, given it’s about 30 cents of tin foil and 7 minutes of effort.

That’s me. I’m Teri.
Geeky things I love: Warhammer 40K (minature wargame), Bioware (Edmonton-based video game development studio), Neil Gaiman (author), Joss Whedon (master), Starcraft (I and II), Diablo (II mostly), Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher) and Green Lantern (even though Mogo doesn’t attend meetings).

Less geeky things I love: Douglas Coupland (author), How I Met Your Mother (tv show), Margaret Cho (stand-up comic), Mother Mother (band) and my family (though they may qualify under the “geeky” category).

I’ve leveled up my “coolness” and “badassness” stats by joining the Red Deer Roller Derby Association.

I organize Warhammer 40K tournaments and play Tau. I don’t play Fantasy.